We Love the City

At the age of 16, Eddie decided to leave home and join a theater company.

His father was appalled, "A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!"

He wailed. "What if the neighbors find out?"

"I'll change my name." the comic-to-be volunteered.

"Change your name!" His father screamed.

"What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?"

艾迪十六歲了，他決定離開家去參加一個劇團。他的爸爸氣壞了。

"讓我的兒子上舞台演戲？真丟臉！"

他大叫道，"鄰居們知道了會怎麼想？"

"我會改一個名字。"這位未來的滑稽演員主動提出。

"改名字！"

他爸爸喊叫著，"那如果你出了名怎麼辦？
怎麼讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢？"